WORST EVER SONG TITLES

'Can I Touch You...There?' by Michael Bolton

We can only hope that the 'There' being referred to in the title is Michael Bolton's luscious mullet. What really makes this title is the pause in the middle of the question. In three dots the tone transforms from innocent romantic to handsy creep.

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INAPPROPRIATE SONG TITLES

Gwyneth Paltrow has been taking a lot of heat for tweeting 'N**gas in Paris for real' at a recent concert, even though she was paraphrasing a song's title. The jury's out on that one but we check out some other terrible song titles.

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