WORST EVER SONG TITLES

"They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!" by Sufjan Stevens

This one is definitely one from the Too Much Information pile. We think that titles should hint at the subject matter, instead of telling the entire story. Other classic song titles from Sufjan include the economical "The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'"

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